There was a time when my email subscription to Daily Candy was actually worth something. Now it just clogs up my mailbox with dumbass shit like this, and today’s jem: THE SNOOP STICK.

“You’ll be able to see e-mails (as they’re being read or written) and IM chats, view website histories, and even block access to certain sites. The contraption stores info for twelve months, so even if his little friendship is over, you can dig up the details.”

It’s like they WANT us to become psychotic.