.. And, parking tickets, and medical bills, and car insurance, and credit card bils. Holy shit, folks, I am so mother-fucking broke I’m thinking of starting Whitney’s fast money-making idea, “www.lonelyeurasianprincess.com”. It’s mostly just video footage of me washing dishes and smoking because that’s bascially all I do at home. But hey, for $50.00 a month you can see a unique, only slight-jaded, Asian-individual do mundane tasks around the house and garden. That’s a steal when you think of the convenience it will save you watching it from the comfort of your home instead of hiring one of us as your personal house slave.

DOWN WITH WHITEY!