When people called me on the phone I used to push the mute button so I could talk without any background noise. Not anymore.

I’ve got Tivo now, bitches, and I’m going to pause live tv, rewind the fucked up parts I wasn’t sure I heard right, and record AS MUCH Andy Lau as humanly possible on the basic cable I have (which means Infernal Affairs and Fulltime Killer). I also looked up that Herzog kid all my Silverlake peeps (as well as Marc & P.R0b0t) are losing their stools to. Grizzly Man party at my house very soon. Bring your own kleenex.

With Tivo everyday is a new discovery!

Tivo suggested I record a show called Bellini Shoe Salon. It had no description. I could see why they would think I would want to watch it.

After I got a season pass to Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Transgeneration, it suggested to me that I might like That’s So Raven. What does Tivo know that I don’t?