What America throws in the garbage the Brits pick up, deep-fat fry and serve with mayonnaise. Everybody hold your breath because Becky from VH1’s, “The Agency”, has got herself a new gig over at BBC Three doing what she does best - Telling wannabe models they are fat and schtoopid. Sure it got her fired in the US, but the labor laws are slightly different in the UK, and at the end of the day, little Becks makes fabulous tv. Better than “America’s Top Model” (which sometimes is 30 minutes of “Down-Syndrome Walk-Off”, quite frankly) and completely blows off Pietra’s model contest show (which only shows on the travel channel along with the same ten episodes of Globe Trekker that I watched a million times over while without cable at art school).

From the BBC.
“Find Me The Face sees two of the UK’s top model scouts competing to find a brand-new face in just one month. Ditching the size-zero stereotype and going for a different look every week, the scouts want to find real people who can succeed in the ferociously competitive world of modeling.”

Am I going to watch it religiously? Fuck yeah. Anything to ween myself off “Escape to the Country”.