Posts tagged as ‘videos’
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NPH Brings the Love Back
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Hey Short-tay, Welcome to the ATL!
Remixed at I Heart Comix!
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Petits-Pierres for Friday, March 7

♥ YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FIRST!!! KEEMPOO EXCLUSIVE
DJ Turnstile’s albums are now available for download. Logo available for download here.♥ ANKLE-BITERS PROVEN TO LIVE LONGER THAN “TALLIES”
Apparently, us tinky-tiny gals have a gene that lets them live past 90, so fuck quitting smoking this year.♥ ANOTHER STOCK TIP FROM ME TO YOU
H&M buys the company that owns Cheap Monday. Profits preparing to blast off to the Mars Planet!♥ URBAN TYPOGRAPHY WORKSHOP AT OOSTERDOK APRIL 3-4
€200 will get you a ticket into working with grafitti artist ZedZ, artist Wayne Horse, and graphic designer Mirthe Blussé for two whole days on guerilla style type. Walls not included in lab fee.♥ JENNIFER ALLORA AND GUILLERMO CALZADILLA NOW AT THE STEDELIJK!
Odd white sculptures on view also at the Oosterdok.♥ NEW JUSTICE VIDEO MAKES MY CURRENT FONT LIBRARY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BROKEN-ASS REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Directed by So-Me, creative director for Ed Banger Records and the Prince Charming of illustration.♥ AT THE BOY WASH, YEAH!
Proving that there really is a Nintendo DS games out there for everyone, Duel Love teaches the importance of cleaning your man from top to toe.♥ CRAFT YOUR ASS OFF
Q&A session about where and how you should see your wares at craft fairs. -
Petits Pierres for Wednesday, Feb. 6

♥ THE NEXT PING PONG BAR IS ON TUESDAY, FEB. 26TH AT 9:00 PM!!!
OT301 is located in Overtoom 301, 1054 HW Amsterdam.
Pierre broke his paddle, so I’m sure to win. “HERO!”♥ LONDON FASHION WEEK VIDEO FOR YOU BASTARDS ON PC
PC Pals, please download and send to your pal, keempoo.♥ SUSAN STILTON TURNS PASADENA MUSEUM OF CALIFORNIA ART INSIDE OUT
You know, that building behind the Target that looks like a parking lot.♥ PERVERTS PREFER IMAGINATION TO REAL THING
Apparently, the technological vehicle of choice amongst online sexual
predators is chat rooms and im-ing. Preferred over social networks like
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Antwerpen
Antwerpen (or Antwerp as us non-Dutchie people call it) is the bastard, godless slut of Amsterdam. Okay, maybe just the autistic afterbirth of the Netherlands. Actually, I can’t tell if that is better or worse, so let’s just say I didn’t like it very much.
Apparently, it’s a real hard knocks life for those Flem-o-Francs. So much so that they have to take it out on you – the tourist freezing in weather that can only be described as “ass” – by constantly pushing you around in the street and awkwardly make you pay at every single lavatory. As in, even at the restaurant you are currently a patron of. I feel like we spent much of our travel expenses on “going bathroom”. The least they could do is given me a postcard or a collectors book – “The Bathrooms of Antwerp”. Something to remember the good times.
All was not completely lost, however. Antwerp did manage to show us some good fashion exhibits and shopping, though nothing was bought. First stop out of the cold was the ModeMuseum where not only was there a massive Bernhad Willhem exhibition of much of his work throughout the years, but also a collection of student work in Momu’s gallery.
KONINKLIJKE ACADEMIE STUDENT WORK AT MOMU GALLERY
RSS Readers click here to see photos in a Flickr set.
The stunning thing about these pieces was how well they were constructed. I didn’t get a chance to write down everyone’s names, so if anyone happens to know which belongs to who, I would love to reflect that on my Flickr titles.
MAIN EXHIBIT: BERNHARD WILLHELM’S TOTAAL RAPPEL
RSS Readers click here to see photos in a Flickr set.Descriptions of the exhibit itself are taken from the exhibition booklet and can be read on the individual Flickr pictures. There were also a number of interactive pieces that I was able to record:
THE YODELERS
Part of the Tirolean Room, each statue has a speaker for a head and sung almost in rounds.
FOOTBALLERS
“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”
POSTER ANIMATION WITH PROJECTOR
A poster of Trick-o-Treaters get some some life breathed into in through the use of a projector.
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Keempoo TV Up & Running!
Bored of reading my posts? Well kids, sometimes I get pretty bored writing them. Quite frankly, I’d rather be watching tv. That’s why I’ve started a video-only blog with no extra editorial, just endless, mind-numbing entertainment.
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Testing Something Kids!
please hold on to your hats!
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Dutch Dancing
For those of you who aren’t in the know, the Dutch are crazy about a dancing craze they invented called, “Jumping”. They have tutorials of it on most children’s daytime television programs and you can see people doing it in Dam Square on Saturdays if there’s a festival going on. On a recent trip to Rotterdam, I saw these two guys getting down with a whole new Dutch style. Possibly the Dutch Charlestown or the stoned version of walking. It just goes to prove that white kids can’t dance.
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God, I Miss American Television
Joel McHale of The Soup, is there any character you can’t play?
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Did Everybody Miss Tom Ford on CNN Last Night?
Never fear, CNN has it uploaded on their site which you can see here. Split in five different segments, the Art of Life program goes into the past and present business ventures of our little Tommy as well as a whole bizarre field trip to his favorite London art museums. At least there’s still some one out there who appreciates Damien Hirst and isn’t still pissed off at him for ushering in the new age of that horrible UK resident dumbass trollop-gone-artist, Tracy Emin.
She’s the person who sewed all the names of her previous lovers along with the words “Pysco Slut” on a tent, claiming that the misspelling some how gave it more meaning and was therefore art. Which is ironic because even though I think that’s complete bullshit (that any one in their right mind would sleep with a British Fem Troll), I do think that if we had put Tom Ford behind the slogan, he could have made marketing millions on it and therefore made it fashion. In all actuality, I don’t really like the guy, but his business sense is ruthless AND he talks like a complete robot.
TOM FORD: Walking, talking, stylish, powerpoint presentation.


