Posts tagged as ‘Television’
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Petits-Pierres for Monday, June 30th
♥ AND BEYOND FASHION SHOW
Local favorites strut show their creations in a room with stuff in it.♥ THE KIMMIE INDEX RISES AS MY STOCK TIPS HAVE COME TRUE, YET AGAIN!
Along with recession comes an overwhelming feeling of pity and self-doubt that can only be covered up with make-up. Let’s face it, bulimia ain’t exactly cost-efficient in a bear market.♥ SEXY PEOPLE BLOG SHOWS THE VERY BEST OF THE WORST PORTRAITS EVER TAKEN
Forget the pictures, where can I get some of those fabulous photo-finish backgrounds?!♥ BREAD AND BUTTER STARTS TOMORROW IN BARCELONA!
I’ve got my ticket, how about you?♥ FULL EPISODES OF ADDICTION ON AETV.COM
For anyone else who is waiting for peeps to get out a meeting in order to do work.♥ WINDOWS STOPS SELLING XP, KEEMPOO INDEX GOES UP AGAIN
As Gates flies the coup, he does one last punk-ass move for prosperity to convince people once and for all to switch to Mac.♥ REEBOK STEALS EVERYTHING YELLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET YOU TO BUY THE SHOES YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE SIX
Tektonic has many powers.♥ I’M UP TO PUSSY’S BOW AT THE MOMENT!
Favorite “Kath and Kim” has been picked up by NBC in America who will ruin it and then promote it after it’s other stolen blockbuster, The Office. -
The Bitch is Back!
What America throws in the garbage the Brits pick up, deep-fat fry and serve with mayonnaise. Everybody hold your breath because Becky from VH1’s, “The Agency”, has got herself a new gig over at BBC Three doing what she does best – Telling wannabe models they are fat and schtoopid. Sure it got her fired in the US, but the labor laws are slightly different in the UK, and at the end of the day, little Becks makes fabulous tv. Better than “America’s Top Model” (which sometimes is 30 minutes of “Down-Syndrome Walk-Off”, quite frankly) and completely blows off Pietra’s model contest show (which only shows on the travel channel along with the same ten episodes of Globe Trekker that I watched a million times over while without cable at art school).From the BBC.
“Find Me The Face sees two of the UK’s top model scouts competing to find a brand-new face in just one month. Ditching the size-zero stereotype and going for a different look every week, the scouts want to find real people who can succeed in the ferociously competitive world of modeling.”Am I going to watch it religiously? Fuck yeah. Anything to ween myself off “Escape to the Country”.
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A Conversation With Marc
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Keempoo TV Up & Running!
Bored of reading my posts? Well kids, sometimes I get pretty bored writing them. Quite frankly, I’d rather be watching tv. That’s why I’ve started a video-only blog with no extra editorial, just endless, mind-numbing entertainment.
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God, I Miss American Television
Joel McHale of The Soup, is there any character you can’t play?
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Monsieur, Mon fur!
Believe it or not,the Kids in the Hall have been touring incognito (in the States by unadvertised shows, but publicly in Canada, which is basically still being incognito) with actual new sketches. According to The New York Times:Audiences in Montreal, where the Kids unveiled their new show after breaking it in with a few unadvertised performances in Los Angeles in May, would probably have been content with an evening of their greatest hits. They were instead treated to 90 minutes of new material; the Kids reprised none of their signature sketches and few of their familiar characters. (Scott Thompson’s acid-tongued gay-bar philosopher, Buddy Cole, and Mark McKinney’s misanthropic Head Crusher were notable exceptions.) The response was enthusiastic, and the Kids are now talking about another tour and maybe even another movie.
The last time I saw them live was in 2002 at the Los Angeles Wiltern, and even though the show was awesome, I have to say it was like being a a modern-day Renaissance Faire for Emo kids without the convenience of alcoholic beverages. Needless to say, THAT went on the list of things to never do again.
ME & MARC ON THE KIDS
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Reyner Banham Loves Los Angeles
Who says I’m posting too many videos? Considering that ninety percent of my television is now in Dutch, the internet is the only plausible way to get most of my kicks. I’m this close to investing my hard earned money and starting a Netflix here in Amsterdam. I could call it Amsterflix, or Amsternet, but right now I’m leaning towards calling it Dam Movies. Who’s got some start-up money?Reyner Bahnham Loves Los Angeles is a classic documentary on LA in all it’s absurd glory back in the day. Actually, if you watch the video, not much has changed except for some of the hairdos, but the style and attitude is all the same.
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I’m Trying to Learn My Numbers in Dutch
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what I found:
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Project Runway: Where Are They Now Edition
I’m having some American cable blues which I tried to cure by looking up information on Project Runway Season 4, but since they are still in auditions, I had to settle for update information.
NINA GARCIA
Nina Garcia is flogging blackberries on flash banners outside of trying to find fame by hosting the Elle Style reports video podcasts that feature her “editorials” on fashion shows which could have easily come out of any page of the “A Fashion Editor’s Madlib Guide to Paris Fashion Week”:[ Designer ] ’s show was an effortless example of [ adjective ] , mixed in with a hint of [ insert shape ] silhoutte. [ He/She ] really knows what women want. I love it when fashion looks to the [ choose one: future, or past ], because it always results in a modern look.
- Nina Garcia
TIM GUNN
Has a new book coming out. 240 pages of telling people how to make it work. I’ve got a suggestion, write more than 300 pages and your book won’t end up
inon top of the toilet.JAY MCCARROLL MAKES HIS FINAL METAMORPHISIS INTO PETER GRIFFIN
