I’m having some American cable blues which I tried to cure by looking up information on Project Runway Season 4, but since they are still in auditions, I had to settle for update information.

NINA GARCIA

Nina Garcia is flogging blackberries on flash banners outside of trying to find fame by hosting the Elle Style reports video podcasts that feature her “editorials” on fashion shows which could have easily come out of any page of the “A Fashion Editor’s Madlib Guide to Paris Fashion Week”:

[ Designer ] ’s show was an effortless example of [ adjective ] , mixed in with a hint of [ insert shape ] silhoutte. [ He/She ] really knows what women want. I love it when fashion looks to the [ choose one: future, or past ], because it always results in a modern look.

- Nina Garcia

TIM GUNN

Has a new book coming out. 240 pages of telling people how to make it work. I’ve got a suggestion, write more than 300 pages and your book won’t end up in on top of the toilet.

JAY MCCARROLL MAKES HIS FINAL METAMORPHISIS INTO PETER GRIFFIN