♥ IKEA IS PUTTING THE “HO” BACK IN “HOMES”
They be trying to work every corner of the UK.

♥ YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
Mariokart for the Wii comes out April 11th in Europe. Stinking Americans have to wait until December.

♥ WILL WRIGHT CALLS THE STARS IN THE CARE BEARS THE “SLAVE RACE”
The maker of Sim-City and Spore talks a subject people would be surprised he knew about. I told you growing up in Orinda was fucked up.

♥ ANIMAL ROBOTS WILL NOT ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE
Instead, they will act as decorative wall art for the uber-hip.