♥ YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FIRST!!! KEEMPOO EXCLUSIVE
DJ Turnstile’s albums are now available for download. Logo available for download here.

♥ ANKLE-BITERS PROVEN TO LIVE LONGER THAN “TALLIES”
Apparently, us tinky-tiny gals have a gene that lets them live past 90, so fuck quitting smoking this year.

♥ ANOTHER STOCK TIP FROM ME TO YOU
H&M buys the company that owns Cheap Monday. Profits preparing to blast off to the Mars Planet!

♥ URBAN TYPOGRAPHY WORKSHOP AT OOSTERDOK APRIL 3-4
€200 will get you a ticket into working with grafitti artist ZedZ, artist Wayne Horse, and graphic designer Mirthe Blussé for two whole days on guerilla style type. Walls not included in lab fee.

♥ JENNIFER ALLORA AND GUILLERMO CALZADILLA NOW AT THE STEDELIJK!
Odd white sculptures on view also at the Oosterdok.

♥ NEW JUSTICE VIDEO MAKES MY CURRENT FONT LIBRARY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BROKEN-ASS REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Directed by So-Me, creative director for Ed Banger Records and the Prince Charming of illustration.

♥ AT THE BOY WASH, YEAH!
Proving that there really is a Nintendo DS games out there for everyone, Duel Love teaches the importance of cleaning your man from top to toe.

♥ CRAFT YOUR ASS OFF
Q&A session about where and how you should see your wares at craft fairs.