No. Little Britain has a video game? That can’t be good. Why do these games even exist?! It seems like the developers of these games (Mastertronic for Little Britain and Blitz Games for Pocketbike Racer) have a pretty good idea on what they should be doing, and yet they are making games that Marketing/PR jerks come up with when they desperately trying to moonlight as a creative.

Great video games take time to develop and there has to be a compelling reason for people to want to play anything, not just a game. For anyone to think by just developing a video game will automatically make every brand attached to that game popular and cool, take a hard look at your hair plugs in the mirror tomorrow morning, rethink pulling up the collar on your pink Lacoste shirt, and take a look at your rolodex in your murse, because you seriously need to find a new job.

Yucky yuck, yuck.