Open auditions for the role of Christopher Wallace in the upcoming Notorious BIG film will be held since the only person Hollywood could cough up to play the deceased rap star was Forest Whitaker (“Dude, Ghost Dog?”) and he was too old to play the part. The film, called “Notorious”, has been in the works for seven years and since they still haven’t been able to find one, classically-trained, African American actor in the whole of Los Angeles, they are looking to the greater public to fill in these shoes.

This means you can in fact be the next Daniel Radcliffe, playing the role of some one else’s lifetime, only to continue your career at a West End Play showing your bare backside to your close family, friends, and a couple a horses. Hollywood - it’s a regular, old dream factory over here.