The first time Pierre and I walked around Amsterdam, we accidently ran into the Red Light District which I’ve been trying to avoid like the plague on account I don’t want to be kidnapped and forced into slave labor. Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve got a little Red Light Special thing going on myself.

I have nothing against their lifestyle, but I have to say from a consumerist standpoint, I really felt like a lot of the Red Light District women were pretty taco. But then yesterday when I saw this gorgeous woman leaning up against the window in a zebra bikini and heels, I couldn’t help but think, “Did that hooker have a spray-on tan? Wow, she really puts herself into her work…”, then, “Oh my god, you know who would love this girl?”

BECKY FROM “THE AGENCY”

Seriously, has anyone else been watching The Agency? I loves it. Everyone is constantly yelling at models telling them they are too fat, they can’t walk, their faces look like shit, and sometimes that they just can’t model, which, what does that mean really? They can’t be seen? !

It’s time Wilhelmina does some modeling scouting in Amsterdam. The pros here stand all day advertising themselves, so they obviously know how to pose. The disadvantage? When you sell sex all day in a 3′ x 3′ room, it implies you’re not going to be able to walk very well.