I just love the interweb. I finished all my holiday shopping which will be delivered to my home in due time.

MORE AWESOME THAN CERTAIN KINDS OF POO

The United States Postal Service finally got it right this year and decided to give us one “kinda shitty” stamp design to choose from a sea of “really fucking shitty” stamp designs. How festive!

Ever notice how the phrase, “Create Your Own…” is now being openly translated as, “Create Your Own Crap”, sometimes followed by, “And then give it to a loved one who is also going to think it’s crap”?

AND NOW TO CONTRADICT MYSELF

I, myself, unfortunately have to admit that I am indeed making crap for the members of my close family because really I don’t want to be that close to them anymore. I got some handy dandy instructions on how to make a tote bag from my class at Otis, and thought I would post them for everyone to see on a flickr set.