Gary – the pussy of all pussies. This cat takes no longer than 15 minutes to wake up, take a shit, or decide which way he wants to turn. He doesn’t do anything by himself but has somehow kicked the ass of the neighbor’s cat, Magic, who tried to come into the house. This cat got TOE UP but my gay, indoor, tuxedo cat.

WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?

There’s only three real weeks left until the holidays and we all know it’s going to fly by in an alcoholic blur, so get your shopping done early so there’s more money for booze!

West Third Street Holiday
Thursday, December 7th
Stores open until 10:00 pm.

Abbott Kinney Street Fair
Friday, December 8th
Stores open until 10:00 pm