For those of you who aren’t in the know, the Dutch are crazy about a dancing craze they invented called, “Jumping”. They have tutorials of it on most children’s daytime television programs and you can see people doing it in Dam Square on Saturdays if there’s a festival going on. On a recent trip to Rotterdam, I saw these two guys getting down with a whole new Dutch style. Possibly the Dutch Charlestown or the stoned version of walking. It just goes to prove that white kids can’t dance.