Habbos? Webkinz?! What are these things? I STILL don’t know how to update my myspace page and people five years younger (and more) than me are creating entire other worlds.

The Habbo thing is cute, I can kind of understand it for teenagers. But you have to be pretty young to be registering onto Webkinz to safely ichat with the rest of your buddies. It just screams to catch a predator. On top of that, what happens when they graduate from these teeny-bopper sites? Do they just go straight from the Hotel Habbo to the ‘W’ in Second Life? Too ridiculous!