Don’t get me wrong, I really used to love stuff like Ready-Made Mag and Make/Craftzine, but since the invention of RSS Feeds, I’ve noticed that all these outlets really offer me is the ability to make the same god-damn pair of knitted earrings and vintage doorknob wall coat hanger. I find it surprising that Craft Mag has a weekly video podcast that goes into minut details on how to builld my own Printed Circuit Board and not give me even the slightest clue on how to do something practical like rewire the house. Besides that, where in the hell did they get the impression that everyone in the world would rather make their own electronics if they just had the instructions. There’s a reason God created China.

SO HERE’S A LIST OF STUFF I ACTUALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE

I’ll start with 3 and y’all can end yours at the end.

1. The DIY Pregnancy Test: Hopefully the instructions will be easy and the ingredients will be cheap as I’m sure the ladies would love to make these little gems much like how they bake - by the dozens.

2. The DIY Temporary Cardboard Remote Control: For when you know the original is around but you’re waiting for the cleaning lady to come and eventually find it.

3. The DIY Lightbulb: Come on, these can’t be too hard to make. They’re only like $0.99 for four.