Never fear, CNN has it uploaded on their site which you can see here. Split in five different segments, the Art of Life program goes into the past and present business ventures of our little Tommy as well as a whole bizarre field trip to his favorite London art museums. At least there’s still some one out there who appreciates Damien Hirst and isn’t still pissed off at him for ushering in the new age of that horrible UK resident dumbass trollop-gone-artist, Tracy Emin.

She’s the person who sewed all the names of her previous lovers along with the words “Pysco Slut” on a tent, claiming that the misspelling some how gave it more meaning and was therefore art. Which is ironic because even though I think that’s complete bullshit (that any one in their right mind would sleep with a British Fem Troll), I do think that if we had put Tom Ford behind the slogan, he could have made marketing millions on it and therefore made it fashion. In all actuality, I don’t really like the guy, but his business sense is ruthless AND he talks like a complete robot.

TOM FORD: Walking, talking, stylish, powerpoint presentation.