Art is for bitches. Big, dumbass bitches. It makes me so angry that I have to go out and find a job when other people can get commissioned do this:

“NOSO is a real-world platform for temporary disengagement from social networking environments. The NOSO experience offers a unique opportunity to create NO Connections by scheduling NO Events with other NO Friends. These ‘NO’ events, called NOSOs, take place in designated cafes, parks, libraries, bookstores, and other public spaces. Participants — whose identities remain unknown to one another — agree to arrive at an assigned time and remain alone, quiet and un-connected, while at the same time knowing that another ‘Friend’ is present in the space. NOSOs are scheduled by users through the NOSO website. They last for a duration of 1 - 30 minutes, after which participants disperse and return to their regular activities.”

Let me just poke some holes into this theory:

#1 - By registering on the site, AREN’T YOU PARTICIPATING IN SOCIAL CONNECTION?!

#2 - A lot of people go to scheduled events and don’t talk to people who are in their “community”. It’s called having a JOB.