My parents have left the mainland for a vacation on the island of surf which means when they get back, my gifts better be in the mail or they won’t be invited to the wedding. My favorite tee-shirt shop Honolulu , 88 Tees, has finally given way to an online shop. Now all you lovers (and haters) of my extensive collection of rad tees can get that keempoo look. And, if any of you can fit into the kids’ sizes and pull your hair back into two really tight pigtails, then you’ll be eligible to compete in the keempoo doppelganger contest. Winners will receive a Pierre robot and a Gary-themed stuff toy.