Sample pages from an upcoming kids cookbook zine. Looking for contributors! Please post in comments below.
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Probably not the first one to think of it in a desperation of carpal tunnel.
- Completely adjustable both vertically and horizontally
- Collapses in convenient and discreet buckets
- Adjust to the height of any chair
- Create your own look in your own time
*Might be a little hard to clean. I guess you could always put new bricks to cover up the crumbs.
Finally some one appreciates how I can harness the raw power of my horrible drawing style with my weird interpretation of metaphor.
Dam Fine Tours which takes you on a walk through some of Amsterdam’s most famous and “colorful” neighborhoods. Bring your friends, not your family.
It’s time to get all those prescription orders together and see what kind of bounty you can serve yourself up during the weeks leading up to Christmas. I happen to be going to Singapore, so I’m going to need 18 hours worth of ambien just get my passport stamped from one place to the other (very exciting). Hopefully I won’t take all my clothes off on the plane and start speaking German to the man sitting next me.
Gary – the pussy of all pussies. This cat takes no longer than 15 minutes to wake up, take a shit, or decide which way he wants to turn. He doesn’t do anything by himself but has somehow kicked the ass of the neighbor’s cat, Magic, who tried to come into the house. This cat got TOE UP but my gay, indoor, tuxedo cat.
WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?
There’s only three real weeks left until the holidays and we all know it’s going to fly by in an alcoholic blur, so get your shopping done early so there’s more money for booze!
West Third Street Holiday
Thursday, December 7th
Stores open until 10:00 pm.
Abbott Kinney Street Fair
Friday, December 8th
Stores open until 10:00 pm
It’s 72º outside and it’s thirty inside. What kind of stupid math is that? I have to wear socks and shoes, a scarf, AND a hat just to walk around my house, which makes me look real dumb when I actually leave the house and see people riding their bikes without their shirts on.
MORE WAYS TO STAY DEPRESSED
The mp3 of a KQED call-in forum show is available featuring Dave Eggers as well as “the protagonist” of his new book, Valentino Achak Deng. Valentino is a Sudanese refugee that was also featured in the documentary the Lost Boys of the Sudan (which I am netflixing as we speak, you should too) and let me tell you,he has been through SOME SHIT. Unfortunately, I don’t know what all that shit is because most of the people who called in quickly commended Valentino for being an inspiration before going on THEIR righteous OPINIONS about the state of world affairs to date. I’m talking to you stay-at-home moms, and retired physician dude who said that Valentino’s survival was nothing more than a story of the “cause du jour” (uh, dude, you can say “No offense” at the beginnging of a sentence, but it doesn’t mean I’m not really going to take offense to it). I can’t really get that upset, “call-in” shows just begs that kind of behavior.
Nevertheless it was a very interesting interview to listen to while I made my eggs.